Though she might try to couple with your head–fruitlessly, of course.
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See I say I’m a Virgo as an excuse for my behaviour, but maybe it’s just that I grew up with 5.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Hot take: Unit tests are love letters to future you, integration tests are group therapy, and end-to-end tests are necromancy
1·13 days agoEh if the behaviour is changing then I think it’s normal and good that the associated unit tests should also change.
Obviously you can get annoying with unit tests, but if they’re tiny and fast, and trivial to update then I like them as a truth check that the behaviour is changing as I expect.
Ugh yes, I don’t even know how I got this spoon. It’s wide and flat, and has these sheer edges like it was just stamped from a sheet of metal and then fucked into a vaguely spoon adjacent shape by aliens who had heard of the concept of spoon and hated people. Somehow the metal is always kind of grimy looking, even when freshly cleaned.
This spoon will outlive me. It will outlive all of us.
I’ve been taking mine on runs and long walks, trying to wear them out. 🧦 🔫 It’s the only way
What do you mean by jail? Are you imagining like some voluntary jail where you check in and out as you please?
Sorry, I’m not trying to be glib, but maybe we just have different understandings on the word “force”. You can’t send someone to jail without force.
Exactly. This will sounds flippant, but it’s the same thing when people debate over “what is art” as if something has to be good in order to be considered art.
Likewise, you don’t need to be good to be considered a person. In fact there is nothing you could do that could rob you of your personhood in my eyes. It’s inalienable. That doesn’t mean every person is good or should be treated the same way.
I don’t want Nazies dead. But they are not people.
I think you’ve got it backwards, friend! They are people, just awful people who need to be stopped.
One more year should do it…
Feels good but I’m trying to quit. Down to one stick a season
Oh interesting. My workouts are pretty standard, but I do sometimes ponder moving to heavy weights.
Actually about to start a strength workout having eaten nothing but tofu and lentils for protein. 😱 I’ll probably die tbh
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Me waiting for the AI to close the tag for me
8·2 months agoDo people not even Emmet anymore?? Tsk…
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Games@lemmy.world•Everyone thinks the Deus Ex remaster looks awful and they're right: 'They really turned those 1999 graphics into 2003 graphics'English
7·2 months agoI demand a reremake
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Games@lemmy.world•Everyone thinks the Deus Ex remaster looks awful and they're right: 'They really turned those 1999 graphics into 2003 graphics'English
26·2 months agoWrapped plastic - not fantastic.
Everything’s got that wet toy sheen. Wow, so realistic. Much specular.






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