TEASTY AND HEALTH

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Ah yes, the perfect accompaniment to None Pizza Left Beef

But what if you’re uncircumcised?

That is some big dick energy ngl

Did you miss the part where pretty much the whole fucking UN lined up behind SK because they were the ones who were attacked? And how the security council voted overwhelmingly (after the Soviets stormed out, but the meeting did not conclude) to support SK? And how 63 different countries gave SK some form of direct military assistance?

But by all means - continue spewing your bad faith misinformation diatribe.

In this economy?

You’d have to leverage your hotdog assets and get a secondary hotdog line of credit based on the initial hotdog equity.

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I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.

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Lmao dude who stans for North Korea, honestly? I bet you’re gonna tell me the best party is a juche party, because a juche party is mandatory

Yeah. You’re gonna want to at the very least test out living in an area like that for a month or two before you uproot your life.

Attorneys can and do hire independent investigators in the course of their work.

I would partially base it on tax records, honestly.

And yes, I’m specifically trying to exclude billionaires who declare their residency in zero income tax states; they’re specifically trying to evade societal responsibility in the form of tax avoidance, so we should avoid making them a part of our society.

Clearly there’s more nuance to be implemented, but I think addressing wealth inequality very pointedly at a foundational level would be a GREAT idea.

so the guy, he goes - I’ll be the guy.

I swear, Norm’s deadpan, non-sequitur pivots and absurdity are half the reason his jokes have the punch they do 🤣

Look at my horse.

My horse is amazing.

Give him a lick.

He tastes just like raisins.

So, explicitly maintain the societal shadow-rung of illegal immigrants…? Can’t say I love continuing to underwrite that idea.

Oh man wait till you hear about the beans

Sigh. Yeah you’ve got a point. This fucking timeline, man.