You’re not channeling Shoresy. Shoresy would punch you in the dick and then fuck your mom because she begged him to.

is a bedbuge?

Want some cheese with that whine?

Heisenbugs are even more fun

Ooh yeah, good feature request

Another one: some arms will make the base chars disappear when rendered (guessing it’s a diacritic thing)

Nah dude that’s not fish it’s chickenella

And the text-to-speech voiceovers. I don’t know why I detest those so much, but for some reason it just sets my teeth on edge. Like nails on a chalkboard.

It’s like looking through a catleidascope

Remember Vine? I miss Vine.

Teen spirit…?

-bash: woke_mind_virus: command not found

I wouldn’t

Short answer: because doing a good thing for a bad reason - particularly when it establishes a bad legal precedent - is often a very bad thing in the long run.

I fucking detest TikTok for a variety of reasons (largely around the societal impact it has), but playing the national security card and then not applying it consistently (e.g. meta, twitter, insta, etc are not getting NEARLY the same level of scrutiny, despite very similar ways in which they influence society at both a national and global level) is a recipe for trouble, because that card can be (and often is) played for esoteric bullshit reasons. And I fully expect the incoming admin to use esoteric bullshit reasons for pretty much anything they possibly can.

I feel like this is more appropriate for /c/meanwhileongrad. Not really a shitpost tbh.

Yeah, we’ll have to wait for open civil war to break out before they’re liable to accept any meaningful quantity of Americans who aren’t in VERY special circumstances. And we’d also have to piss off enough countries such that they’d refuse to extradite (or just go to France (but good luck if the French fascist party wins)).

git push

_plop

It’s the American way!

:.|:;