We still have a queen she’s just not the monarch.

Just be glad you’re not a Huichol who (allegedly) tied a rope around the father’s testicles for the mother to pull during childbirth to share the pain…

https://suspiciousduckvt.com/everythingelse/ there’s a link to their etsy store on there.

Nothing worse than non-consensual documentation.

no one but the Jews had only one God they prayed to.

Well, there was that one time ancient Egypt suddenly took a turn to monotheism (arguably more correctly monolatrism). Which lead to an alternative theory of Exodus as the story of Atenist priests fleeing Egypt after Akhenaten’s death and deciding to have another go at monotheism with the Isrealites…

I’ve done critical fixes (usually config) direct on a prod server with vim over ssh before now. Not the best way to do it but sometimes waiting for CI will just take too long…

What a waist of space.

While everyone else lives in fear that their basement aluminium smelting hobby will land them in the morgue due to the fumes.

Women level womaning scheme

Tony Hoare: “Introducing NULL was a billion-dollar mistake”

Brendan Eich: “Hold my undefined”

Also trees, natural light and less densely packed desks than in any office I’ve ever worked in. Unironically looks better than having a job.

I reckon you could manage a towel with a bit of lube and some sort of stick to help it on its way.

I believe in you, you’ve got this.

Right? I had a fresh mug of coffee to the left of me when I read it, feels like the scalding alone would make that worse than a bo staff without even getting into the damage a shattering mug could do.

I don’t know of a proof that pi is normal in any base (even non-integer bases) so I’d be interested to see on what basis you can guarantee it.

SMBC got there first

Obligatory “pi hasn’t been proved to be normal”

Fun fact: the producers were only allowed a pregnancy storyline on the condition that it not last more than 34 episodes.

For more information google “peppa pig rule 34”

They’re not humans though, they’re cartoon pigs. And cartoon pigs fucking is a fairly niche porn category.

That was the guy’s dog being excited to meet new people, I remember the reddit thread.

Haven’t you heard that linux is a scary communist terrorist hacker OS?