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𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)
I am Glitch Daracova, the breachforged cyberdragon, an immortal god to which age has no meaning. Fear me and despair. If you’re lost, consult my lore (hyperlink missing). My pronouns are Maj/Majs—short for ‘majestic,’ regal and divine, as in “Maj rules majs kingdom.”
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what the fuck are you doing?
my dude
no
Speaking as the whitest dick I know, good tacos are fucking easy. You don’t have to do this to yourself. Hell, if you really don’t want to cook, jimmy dean sells a bag that you can throw in a skillet and then you just put that shit on a tortilla add cheese and you’re done.
Gods fuck.
ok. Go to the fucking grocery store and get some shit.
Get a tube of ground meat. It can be beef or turkey or sausage, don’t care, go with whatever you feel like, it will be delicious. Get a back of tater tots from the frozen section, this will be your potatoe. Get some pre-diced veg, onion and bellpepper. Cheese. A jar of diced garlic in oil. And here’s the secret bit: panko. Trust me.
One fucking pan. In goes the tots, they can defrost while you make yourself a stiff drink, I recommend a wellerman but you do you. When you start your second drink, drop the tube of meat in there and mix that bitch up. Add some of dat garlic, and if you think you’ve added too much, add just a bit more. Drink the second drink while you wait for that to cook, but don’t forget to stir it the entire time.
If you want to add extra seasonings or sauces for flavor, now’s the time. It’s good without, but you can add whatever you want to make it whatever you want. Depending on what I’m feeling, I’ll add Head Country seasoning with barbaque sauce. Essence of Emerils with spicy sauce is also good. There’s a greek seasoning mix that I like but can’t remember the name of that’s also good, but I haven’t found a sauce to pair with it yet.
When the meat is done, add the veg and panko.
The secret of the panko is that it soaks up the juices but stays crunchy. The juice is where the flavor is, and that juice will drip out of the taco if it’s not held in somehow. Panko. Magic from japan.
A little time and a little stirring later, turn the heat down and slap some of that mush on a tortilla, add some cheese, and eat that delicious shit.
There will be leftovers, and when you reheat some the next day, don’t do it in the microwave, whip that skillet back out and add an egg to that bitch!
I don’t know how to do that
𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldto
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3·8 days agoI can say that my standards dropped significantly after being homeless for a while a few years back. The place I’m living in now just doesn’t get hot water in the shower. The depression certainly isn’t helping either.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•If you have one, how much do you pay for a domain name? Any cheap registrar recommendations?English
11·8 days agoI’ve got one through name.com and I pay I think $15/year for. Not really sure what extra features I’m getting, I don’t do much with it.
Then you know exactly where I’m coming from
honestly, that would be good for my kidneys. I’ll take it.
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14·11 days agoThat would be so cool if only it helped me get away from microsoft owned products
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•[Shen Comix] Every Four YearsEnglish
1·16 days agoscrew microsoft, but also it just hasn’t developed as s video game in years despite numerous content updates. I won’t go into my numerous complaints, but what I really want is 3d Terraria. Sure, there’s mods, but I have no interest in maintaining a modpack anymore because I’m old and have a life now.
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1·17 days agoImma give luanti a couple more years to iron out the jank before I give it serious consideration. I am excited to see it improve though.
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1·17 days agoOkay, yes. But Ori is much more linear.
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1·17 days agoDidn’t Hytale just have some controversy about micro transactions?
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3·17 days agometroidvanias are not for everyone. It’s okay.
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2·17 days agoI’m actively looking for a suitable minecraft replacement. It will be in my bio when I find it (if I’m still using this account at that time)
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•who's gonna tell him?English
52·17 days agoYeah, and all he had to do to maintain that image was keep his mouth shut and let the pr people talk for him, but no that wasn’t good enough for his ego.
Part of the reason why I hate going to bars. Another part is that the drinks are overpriced. I can get a decent handle and drink for a week for the same price as 3 drinks at a bar. No, the shitty music and oppressive atmosphere does not make the experience worth it.
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15·24 days agoI’ll just add it to the pile of reasons why ubisoft is on my shit list alongside ea, epic, and activision.


Is it culturally anachronistic? probably. Do I care? fuck no, because it’s delicious