This is heresy

Aren’t you lucky that you dont have a house so big that you have to use your private jet to get to the kitchen! These peasants will never understand

Why just make money from subscription fees when you can make EVEN MORE money by serving adds as well?

I’m just happy that I got to see the glory days of the digital world before advertising moved in.

It wasn’t. It’s full of plot holes.

They actually did design the buildings to survive such incidents, which is one of the many reasons that makes it all a bit fishy

Both

Enema mode

Piece of paper to smear it around more like

How does a bidet prevent the need for the poop knife?

Word. In winter the first thing I do when I’m half awake is grab my phone to check the weather. Have to prepare myself for the incoming depression if I can’t ride to work.

He doesnt necessarily kill himself either, there’s several endings.

+1 apple products are very much not shit. Otherwise people wouldnt buy and use them as prolifically as they do.

I started using Macbooks because the user experience on windows laptops sucks in comparison.

Probably forgot a semicolon