Franklin

i think they mean sometimes people leave fun on the table because of fomo

Matrix is great but it’s got the same problem as every other communication service, it’s only useful when other people are on it.

I use it and encourage my friends to but they just look at me like I’m crazy

I swear my wife waits till she gets headaches and needs to eat, I always offer to cook but for some reason the migraines are the real decider of when we eat

now this is what I call a Dom

CGP Gray’s rules for rulers still sticks with me.

my carrier provides me a service where it puts my voicemails in text form and I could never go back

thanks for the first ever, funny minions meme

dear God, please let League of Legends get banned, it would be so funny

not your fault English is a mess of stolen arbitrary rules.

excellent point and not trying to be pedantic, just pointing this out because i used to make the same mistake, the past tense of cost is cost.

“there seems to be a disconnect”

is my favorite professional way to say what the fuck are you talking about?

what is this!? a cheese wheel for ants?

I’ve always wanted to buy one of those big Cheese wheels but let’s be real it’s going to be expensive and then I’m committed to just one type of cheese forever.

damn, they don’t even have a drop point?

Best hot dog place around, I reckon.

spot on with the description of that enderman, either that or he’s gonna ask me if I have any games on my phone.

Eye. Clairvoyance really helps with bug testing.

commenting to watch this later

Ooh I have I was mostly just having fun

Im gonna start my own Google maps with Blackjack and Hookers.