I absolutely hate the Santa story. it basically tells poor kids they are fundamentally bad and at the same time takes credit away from hard working parents. we treat Santa like the Christmas mascot but have never credited him with bringing presents. that story is garbage.

an absolute legend.

it is unfortunate that someone had to be killed. the argument is that there is no other way to accomplish change. and I would probably agree with that.

ok so she has sucked more dicks than anyone. glad we can agree on something.

money is the most important! must lick rich man’s asshole!

your mom has probably sucked more dicks than anyone else alive. I know this because I haven’t seen any evidence otherwise.

you, sir, are quite the dingdong.

that’s… not how it works. if you’re going to make an outlandish claim that you know more about something than ANYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD then the burden of proof is on you to support that claim.

obviously the guy knows a lot. but “more than anyone else” is a really stupid claim to make, one that only a fool would make. the actual most knowledgeable person wouldn’t go around claiming this. they are too busy manufacturing.

looks like you should open a hole-digging business.

double whoosh!

exactly whose point of view was watching this dude? the only other person is the mom who is watching a show.

that still doesn’t make sense. no one in the scene is watching this guy so NOT POV.

I’m not sure what’s worse. the fact you can understand the incoherence or that you believed any of it.

I will never not cringe at “on accident” instead of “by accident”

euchhhh.

really? you’re supposed to know it’s not Minnesota. SUCH AS AMERICANS.

but I guess you grokked the comment like an average American so there’s that.

yeah and then you forget about one that makes it into a release and then see it in the console.

thanks. perfect.

that’s THE joke. what other possible interpretation is there?

I’m definitely struggling to understand how this happened. it sticks out like a sore thumb.

I, too understand the joke.

these ass hats know what they are risking. they just plan for a “sorry we got caught” apology ready if needed in the hopes that they get away with it.