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So people just throw out potatoes instead of coring the eyes? Feels super wasteful to me…

I think it’s very mature of him to know how he works best, and not to try and compromise on that.

Can’t wait to see Haunted Chocolatier.

My boyfriend asked me why I kept helping people when they don’t appreciate me, and I told him honestly that I never help more than is painless for be, but also, I made a decision about who I want to be, and I won’t let other people being assholes change that.

The one in a million person whose life is touch, who really needed it, who can live a better, happier life because of me, is worth fifty assholes. Maybe even a hundred.

“So much for the tolerant left!”

I’m gonna make a character named Dr. Bees.

This comment got a laugh out of me. I could hear the grinding.

I double-checked just because I laughed so loudly at your reply, and you were really telling the truth. Thanks for that.

I really want to write an otherwise high-brow, high vocabulary novel, with the most needlessly vulgar, graphic pornography in the middle.

Warn Pepperidge Farm that if it remembers too vividly, Nintendo’s lawyers will be after them.

Stamos looks unnatural in a way I’m surprised by.

I have a 1/8 teaspoon but the idea is… why? Anything being pinched, I’m not digging out a measuring spoon for.

Measuring by volume is definitely ridiculous. I’m an USAmerican baker.

As a woman, you are 100% right.

Size queens are mostly for porn, and a small percentage of people in real life.

Mine is “Dogs.” The combination of the message and the barking in the solo is just…

God I love Pink Floyd!!

Single language made me lol.

Sure, most signs have English on them… but that’s it.

She needed just one good screw.

“A comical arrest of a gentleman” is, itself, a perfect description, and made me laugh all over again.

I miss Hark! A Vagrant.

If you are confused, check with the sun. Carry a compass to help you along. Your feet are going to be on the ground. Your head is there to move you around.

Stand in the place where you live. Now face north.

I saw a thicc woman with big tits and no head.