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What?

That actually happened … sort of

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It started with their fetish of shoving things in our anuses, and got weirder from there, so you can imagine how weird it currently is (to us, at least). Oddly enough, shoving things in anuses is the Common Greeting among members of the Galactic Federation, and one reason they think humans are primitive is that we scream when they greet us in the Common Manner. Still, at least they’re not greeting us in the Elite Manner, where they take things from anuses. We’re not ready for that. Not everyone has 50 intestines that can break off like fruit.

Australia. Late 70s/early 80s primary school.

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Sleep apnea is obviously cured by rigorous bukkake.

Trump’s on his way to obliterating the petrodollar …

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Be funny if they priced themselves out of anyone turning up. Never happen, I know. But it’d be funny.

It’s okay. Elon said AI and his robots will mean we’ll all be rich on UBI soon, so he wants everyone to have more kids.

And you call them an anti-musicite.

Not a lot of massive cargo ships are gonna stop using bunker fuel in favour of turning electric. And that’s just one example.

But who knows what the moon people will get up to unless we have free and open line of sight to keep an eye on them?

They were down there? Clubbing in the retirement village, eh?

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Not a good idea. Police shoot dogs for fun. Y’know … “The labrador wagged its tail at me! I feared for my life!”

The puck it is!

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