This article: Buy Fornite skin guys, it’s really good, I swear. Me: Kindly fuck off.

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All of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boy_Standing_by_the_Crematory

This one. The cost of any war summarized in one picture.

Damnit Escher. Not in my code too.

https://schwab.ic6do.com/phish_6FibC7_new_message_alert

Okay it’s pretty funny.

Piss off Kotick. No one wants you. You are irrelevant.

We have automated environmental destruction.

This. I love scientific computing and would honestly love working in the field.

All programming problems are a skill issue.

Narrator: Programmers were never not needed.

“usually die of an aneurysm when they begin to learn how to use templates.” I felt that.

Microservices are just a collection of monoliths connected through even more code.

I can assure you, it’s not. There are many, many config flags not mentioned.

And failing super hard…

Good because fuck Microsoft and Windows.

I just wrote something similar for decoding binary asm instructions.

I love vibe coding. It separates stupid programmers like me from stupid vibe coding programmers.

I am not a good programmer, but that is purely on my own merits. I can also put effort into improving myself.

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It’s these moments that make life worth living too, you know.