How is it gone? You can still decline repairs and have it back, whatever it’s current state may be.

They won’t, because adding more wake words makes it much more likely to be triggered accidentally.

A gigabyte of drive space is something like 10-20 cents on a good SSD.

Don’t blink

More than 50% of Windows users have trouble entering my front door during a state I call unlocked. Unfortunately that isn’t a joke, but there are extenuating circumstances.

The UI looks exactly the same as it did 10 years ago. Using single window mode was always an option and only two clicks away

You can’t scan things that aren’t lieing flat on scanner.

You can use everything, but everything works badly. Even a fitting screwdriver will just randomly jump out after half a turn and scratch whatever you’re working on.

It works, but badly. All my homies hate cam-out and love torx.

That’s such an American take. I’ve not once left within half an hour of everyone being finished eating.

Who even leaves voicemails anymore? If I don’t reach somebody I just sent them a quick text why I called and whatever to call back.

The OS would crash entirely before that happens

Those bitflips are probably more likely to skip the section erroneously than waiting for the array to be sorted.

Well, what even is a “positive experience”? “Getting exactly what you paid for”? The service being “mostly reliable”? Those are basically neutral.

Way more than that aus already been spent

Ich nicht

I’m not sure what kind of eggbeaters would survive smashing potatoes, but I’ll live in fear of them from now on.

Then you were definitely lucky with the timeframe. Arch specifically sometimes has updates you need a recent version of pacman to even apply, which means you’ll be left behind if you wait for too long. Last time was the switch to .zstd compressed packages: if you didn’t have a pacman that supported them you had to manually go and find a pacman from the correct time frame plus all it’s deps.

Geil

That would be “Unfall”