People in the past couldn’t even fathom hundreds of girls about to receive sperm being plastered all over their buggies. What a time to be alive.

I served in a jury once on a criminal case, we found the defendant not guilty and got to see him be freed. That felt pretty nice to be a part of that.

Sharif don’t like it

The art is pretty cool, who made it?

This is the nicest Taco Bell bathroom I’ve ever seen

Prolly fake and gay. The AI I mean, it’s fake and gay.

Unsure how Mimi breathes with 20 lbs of weight pressing down on her ribcage at all times

Sounds like a strong way to get the robots to want to kill us all

Because it’s not like natural intelligence is always all that great either.

Wouldn’t be a proper Linus post without calling everyone else an idiot.

I think it’s more salty than sweet

Butthole douche rapidly

Don’t stick me or my son in your ass again!

All this time I didn’t know AIDS was a performance enhancing substance…heck it’s right in the name, I should have guessed!

Mean titties ya got there

As if sex could improve this experience

Thanks France!

Thance.

I remember them passing such laws and yet commercials on broadcast TV remain loud as fuck

They didn’t die before becoming adults, they just never became adults, like their parents before them

Finally, a way to save the ball sweat I’ve been wasting