This image perfectly stretches in the thread display. Incredibly satisfying.

Let’s me imagine something else to punch instead of nearby walls when I read the news

Honestly feels like a fun manual gearbox. I wish that symbol wasn’t forever ruined.

I’m tired about all these jokes about my giant hand! The first such incident occurred in 1956…

In my experience, shitting after a shower is usually a very clean shit, barely need to wipe at all

Bitey, bitey frens 👁️🫦👁️

They don’t even bother with your car trunk anymore, that’s too obvious. Straight into the anus they search.

Wouldn’t surprise me if money > children’s brains, this is America after all

Do kids actually say these things or is it just a massive troll of older generations to make them think they say these things?

Plot twist: in last panel dad reveals he is an illegal alien, that is his true alien form

I think what both comics miss is that sex can be for a purpose other than straight up pleasure, it’s a means to an end. Also it’s very possible if someone says this that sex isn’t working very well for them in making a baby…and they might be doing things like IVF, etc.

We paid for a maid service once a month, it’s honestly amazing. And not too expensive ($50/hour). Worth it.

“Let’s go home kids.”

“But we are home!”

“That was fast.”

Give it a blowjob, everyone knows that

This is actually what many of them want: no government at all telling them what to do, but they’re safe because they got guns! And that’s where the thought process ends.

…is what Clark will provide soon

The attention to detail in this comic is pretty great, I like how you can see the blood vessels in his ears in the 3rd panel from the light of the nuclear blast

Crack taken away from children, what of value was lost again?

And nothing of value was lost.

I’m confident CUM will spread its seed eventually