That’s why Pikachu is electricity based, he represents all the stuff plugged into the unconscious boy in the hospital

I bought this scoop, the review is absolutely correct: it’s solid as fuck and slices through ice cream like a hot knife through butter

Nah her ass so fat it stick out on the sides, she has never slept since hitting puberty

I’ll watch other people play it on YouTube for free

Kingpin body

Imagine if Luigi gets off scot free and someone who looks just like him immediately assassinates another CEO, lel.

If it wasn’t for even more autocratic nations filling the power void (China…Russia) the degradation of America’s importance would be a great thing. But unfortunately I think the rest of the world is unprepared to defend themselves with America’s sudden retreat into itself.

A nice thing about vibe coding is it can do it in the background while I do other things. I’m not staring at it generating code for 3 hours.

This is too well-drawn to make no sense

Hear me out: a cigar

This image perfectly stretches in the thread display. Incredibly satisfying.

Let’s me imagine something else to punch instead of nearby walls when I read the news

Honestly feels like a fun manual gearbox. I wish that symbol wasn’t forever ruined.

I’m tired about all these jokes about my giant hand! The first such incident occurred in 1956…

In my experience, shitting after a shower is usually a very clean shit, barely need to wipe at all

Bitey, bitey frens 👁️🫦👁️

They don’t even bother with your car trunk anymore, that’s too obvious. Straight into the anus they search.

Wouldn’t surprise me if money > children’s brains, this is America after all

Do kids actually say these things or is it just a massive troll of older generations to make them think they say these things?

Plot twist: in last panel dad reveals he is an illegal alien, that is his true alien form