Why not?

Bill is learning Klingon the hard way.

Not a fan of the spiced cola flavour, but it’s not the worst thing out there, it’s really nice out of a soda fountain tho.

Coke
7-Up
Any passionfruit soda
Reluctantly and if it’s the only thing I’d drink, Pepsi

Ohhhh there’s a way, there is a way!

Getting from there to here!

Can we start not involving me now? Like get ahead of it?

Nah soap operas aren’t as tasty as the shit on there, I’m talking like real insane people, not people who want to be tik tok famous, just insane people who don’t understand what the apps for… Crackheads basically, I love me some crackhead drama, they got no shame airing all their shit, it’s beautiful, soap operas wish they were half as entertaining as a good ol crackhead fight over tik tok.

Nom Nom Nom so tasty!

Because in that landfill is a beautiful little village of bat shit crazy people who use tik tok like it’s Facebook and have full detailed arguments with each other via short videos, it’s a joy sitting there and hearing all the dirty secrets of some stranger in a random ass small town.

I don’t care about the trends, I don’t care about the drama between creators, I want to know how many guys Mary slept with while Mary asks how’s Tina’s kids, oh that’s right cps took them away!

I’m gonna miss that.

I’m not a robot, I’m just really really stoned.

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No you won’t.

You made it on the back map New Zealand! Well done!

Pfft speak for yourself, I love me some Pizza Dick!

I don’t hate the sun, I just don’t want to see it or feel it at any part of the year.

It’s pronounced chowder!

Because people like me are praying for cold rainy weather and I think there’s more of us.

He looks like he’s contemplating murdering the person who burnt his shop down.

YOU WILL REACH ENLIGHTENMENT OR I WILL BEAT ENLIGHTENMENT INTO YOU!