Thing is, you obviously can become reasonably wealthy by following the first chart, if you’re talented and 1 in 10 thousand lucky, whereas the second chart has a significant success rate.

The mega rich are too weak-willed to concede they’ve essentially hit a 1 in 60 million Powerball. Winning the lottery warrants glee, not pride.

Billionaires all exploit the working class—or at the very least they all inherently rely on its occurrence, without exception.

I’d add a third slice to the second pie: steal your way there.

South Africa

$5 a month and you can share with 5 other users. That’s 90c per person. Why would anyone not have YouTube premium?

Vivid 👌🏻

Care to give the executive rule-abiding summary?

That’s not true at all

I only ever hear Android users complaining about Apple, never the other way around

What does the image have to do with the meme?

Skimmed milk is undrinkable

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Incredibly, it is

Shouting. Why?

Anyone else see dead flies on the top of the pizza or am I having a psychotic episode?

If any negative feedback to your memes hurts, you might have fibromemealgia

When you normalise an addictive stimulant, you do all kinds of seemingly innocuous things while fucked up.

OP has a beautiful mind

The arbitrary capitalisation of “Poops” and “Time” bothers me immensely.

Lemmy is crushing Reddit in the memes department.

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