What are you like French Canadian? You sure are surly. What’s wrong the fishing not good in Quebec?

The joke missed you. Unlike they missed him.

The light pollution is pretty awful too. Someday I will have been out of highschool for 2 decades like you, maybe I’ll proudly serve, take my Bluetooth speaker on a hike and make a grown-up account on Lemmy.

yOuR nOt cHaNnElInG sHoReSy - proceeds to do the worst impression I have ever seen or heard.

Oh I’m sorrrrry I didn’t know you was a geezer, let’s get you back to bed grandpa, and put your hearing aids in.

Your probably a habs fan anyway. Tell your mom I said hi and thanks for those fruit snacks. They remind me of her nipples.

You’re a degen. Probably gonna switched it to the sound of you holding that ostrich. Lol don’t lie it’s just “Suuuurrrrrrrryyyy” on repeat lol.

Probably better than the last present American got him… 😬

Not only are you rude your also annoying. What’s your ringtone? Probably something stupid and patriotic I imagine.

Somebody needs attention. Look at the big important man getting phone calls and notifications. Pathetic.

Imagine being in highschool. Your at the recruiter table it’s lunchtime. You look around at the strokes in your school. “Yeah I ain’t dying to protect any of this or these people” lol.

But he wrote super troopers. Edit duh I get it. This cold is getting to me. Lol

Ah traditional American espresso.

Good thing meth stopped being a thing after they locked real cold medicine up in the pharmacy and you have to show I.d.

Ah traditional American coffee!

Why you draw Paul blart Mall cop?

I mean have you ever gotten a boner when you’re super hungry…

Lamentable, we had the finest Tupperware back in those days you could see fish flake shards of micro plastics scratching off.

Not if they have E.D.

Oh this is like when I was on another sub and woman were talking about having E.D. so confused untill I learned it was eating disorder not erecticial dysfunction!