Just tell them that you don’t trust them enough or ask them to the their guard down and see how they react. They’re not worthy of seeing you maskless and they never will be.

At least tell me you’re using mTLS.

You have to eat chili made with the Guatemalan insanity pepper to do that.

No, that’s the Holy Spirit. God would be the dynamo mechanism in Earth’s core that produces the magnetic field.

Is this what they song meant about “milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard”? Is it really a Dommy Mommy anthem?

They did mention Utah, so probably took off the special underwear, jump humped, and then soaked in god’s loophole until morning.

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