If it’s bitter, it’s a spitter

Acetone wash is essential, indeed.

Can’t really reduce that harm if you’re choosing to do cocaine, can you? Don’t use bills, you’re just adding more dirty hands into the mix.

Do people open your envelopes before they get to you and touch the mail inside in the middle of their day to day activities?

And yes, relative to paper currency, even envelopes are handled significantly less. However, I’m not talking about envelopes, I didn’t think that had to be said.

Don’t use bills, that is nasty and handled by people who don’t wash their hands after they shit. Who doesn’t have some junk mail sitting around they can cut up and roll all the same?

“Male dominated” and “women preferred” are not mutually exclusive, for example if women rarely apply for this type of job

As much as I realize this is the shitpost community, you shouldn’t be looking at the stock market on less than a 10 year timeframe. There’s always going to be some impending disaster, some correction. The only people this affects are those near retirement who are still heavily invested in equities, which already is a bad strategy.

I’m just saying “libertarian” isn’t a right wing thing. You’ve got left libertarians and right libertarians.

Right libertarians, yep.

Left libertarians are socialists who want to own guns.

It sucks that “libertarians” get lumped in with the US Libertarian Party, because the former isn’t restricted to right or left, just like authoritarianism isn’t restricted to the right or left. It’s a whole different axis of the political map.

I smoke drugs for the health benefits and flavor, primarily.

There are profile pics?

This isn’t any exaggeration: it has been demonstrated using statistical analysis

Multivariate analysis indicates that economic elites and organized groups representing business interests have substantial independent impacts on U.S. government policy, while average citizens and mass-based interest groups have little or no independent influence. The results provide substantial support for theories of Economic-Elite Domination and for theories of Biased Pluralism, but not for theories of Majoritarian Electoral Democracy or Majoritarian Pluralism.

Really? I thought it was what was filmed. Not to be that guy but… source?

Elaborate on “fake.” It’s the same studio who made both, MFX. This is super easy to verify online.

swap.avi - when you realize 2girls1cup is just a trailer for a full length video from the same studio

Don’t forget HAI2U, or Mr Hands. Cakefarts isn’t exactly shocking in comparison to these heavy hitters but is definitely one of the classics.

Shock site pranks via disguised links was the best possible anti-phishing training one could receive as a teenager. Bring that shit back.

It’s still the top ranking shock site to me, never been eclipsed.

You really should look it up, because of the OG shock sites, cakefarts is the least disgusting and most funny. A bonafide internet classic.

“Know what I like the most… cake farts”

If taking a shit is leaving a shit, is leaving a shit, taking a shit?

An abdominal aortic junctional tourniquet stops bleeding to any lower extremity or groin injury by cutting off the abdominal aorta.