Elaborate on “fake.” It’s the same studio who made both, MFX. This is super easy to verify online.

swap.avi - when you realize 2girls1cup is just a trailer for a full length video from the same studio

Don’t forget HAI2U, or Mr Hands. Cakefarts isn’t exactly shocking in comparison to these heavy hitters but is definitely one of the classics.

Shock site pranks via disguised links was the best possible anti-phishing training one could receive as a teenager. Bring that shit back.

It’s still the top ranking shock site to me, never been eclipsed.

You really should look it up, because of the OG shock sites, cakefarts is the least disgusting and most funny. A bonafide internet classic.

“Know what I like the most… cake farts”

If taking a shit is leaving a shit, is leaving a shit, taking a shit?

An abdominal aortic junctional tourniquet stops bleeding to any lower extremity or groin injury by cutting off the abdominal aorta.

Yes you can, these tourniquets already exist

I think you’ve got a mighty tolerance and it’s probably time for a break if 30-50mg barely hits you. I’m pretty experienced with weed and drugs in general, and 50mg will have me absolutely ripped and mostly non-verbal for hours. 30mg is a sweet spot for stoned and in public.

I’d like to point out that grilling and barbecue are different things. Most guys do not barbecue. Grilling is extremely common, though.

“tactically acquired” was a favorite of mine

What stood out the most to you about Americans sexual hang-ups?

The thing that stood out the most was some latent inherent shame to being naked. When my wife and I first got together, we’d rent some cheap hotel rooms and go there to hook up, she’d get there first and shower. I’d arrive and she’d answer the door naked and it was just wild to me. She was so comfortable in her own skin and fine just existing totally naked (in the appropriate circumstances). I had to quickly recalibrate what I thought was “normal” and my life was improved as a result.

Should have used a Texas ID, Mr. Sample.

The biggest thing I learned from living in Italy for two years and then marrying a Korean woman a few years after that is that Americans have fucked up views on sexuality and nudity. I came from a pretty liberal secular hippie type family and I was surprised to find I had some residual cultural hang ups just from growing up in the US.

It’s a robot you hook up to your PC or phone and it jerks you off

The drugs: weed vapes
The computer/human interface: VR goggles and a stroker

I’ve had about 275 BTC pass through my wallets throughout the years. I actually used it. My friend who was “too stupid” to use it still has 2 of them from the $10 BTC era.

Never saw it as an investment, just something to help me get acid in the mail.

Stupid bot

Look ashamed and maybe do a single flash of my hazards.