You can travel to the past. You just need to take a plane to somewhere in a negative offset time zone.

Dude loves Romans that much he would die proud I think.

I don’t think so, but don’t let that stop you from shooting your shot if your believe you can make him a happy man.

It never ceases to amaze me what exists in the internet. FindAFox is pretty damn cool. I feel like it would be cool to have FindAnAnimal which covers all animals you could ever want to browse.

There is a community where Alice will make you a mod if you ask and you can do this too. I forgot the name of the community though.

Yes we played the Mousetrap board game as kids. It was quite fun to be fair, even just playing with the mechanics solo was fun.

Pray tell

Guy had some patience to wait and paint the man with his patient.

Painter must have been stood there for an awfully long time.

Painter: Have you finished inventing the vaccine yet?

Edward: For the 1000th time just shut up and let me work, I’ll tell you once it done.

Get access to heroin and then report back.

This is how Piers Morgan gets sound bites 😂

You asked 😂. Sh*t man what you want.

Which side were you arguing?

I think if something is described as deceptively shallow it means that it looks deeper than it is. IMO

Not really. I let people use the language they’re comfortable with and I don’t pass judgement or attempt to make people be like me.

Yeah tell me about it. Not sure how I ended up here.

Thanks for the extra clarification for my slow brain.

I wasn’t mean/joking about you not having a job.

I literally said “no shade” meaning I’m not calling you out over it.

Then I was questioning how much time it takes to do these things I was curious and somewhat impressed. You then replied with a comment I wasn’t really understanding. Did you say you worked in forensic accounting or was that part of your story about check boards and whatnot.

Thanks.

Interesting how that doesn’t seem to fit, to me, with how I’ve heard its meaning described as “Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others”.

Can schadenfreude be broken up like this?