I heard they tried to open a successful restaurant once. It didn’t do too well because you couldn’t trust in their self-righteous soup and sides.

Millennial is such a huge range anyway. In 1996 I was 12. There was no way I would have been watching Blue’s Clues.

The Lobster was, and still is, my benchmark for whether or not I can stand to watch a movie.

Nothing has been as awful as that movie.