You can just say you have blue balls, nobody will want to look.

Sorry Mr Babbage we’re looking for someone with more experience.

I remember when computers came with cup holders.

Saying it’s a lack of street parking.

You think the solution to parking problems is letting assholes park on the sidewalk?

Nah, casually racist cat owner.

Our speech is a reflection of ourselves.

Not sure why you think it would be cute that your cat is racist except maybe you are secretly OK with that word.

If you casually use racial slurs in your internal monologue, you will end up saying them aloud because you got too comfortable.

Otirs? Otters?

Why do I have the feeling we’re not getting the whole story here?

sudo rm -r . /

The Fortran is tight, works, and has 50 years of field testing.

Much rather work on something old and proven than new and slapdash.

Can you share the author/topic?

Wikipedia welcomes expert contributors, but people editing articles about themselves is a big no-no. You’re also not allowed to do promotion of your pet theories, even if you’re “expert”.

I hear the 2nd line delivered in Walken’s voice as a disinterested threat.

Studying anatomy

Do you think that excuse will fly?

Dear internet, how can I convince my parents to allow a teenage boy to hang out in the bedroom of a teenage girl without a chaperone?

If one of you can impregnate the other, pronouns are just decoration for the nursery.

Do you ever identify with any gender stereotypes?

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