My mobilek is on LineageOS life support

Uncensored if you want to see some dead dude’s ass: https://custardfist.com/the-furinal/

But mobilek shiny. Me like shiny.

Yeah, he says that in a mysterious “one of you will betray me” manner.

Took me less than a second to see what I thought it was.

I think the technical term is “Yuri”.

Is there a part 1?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/370360/TIS100/

The instructions for this game come in the form is PDF written in an in-universe style.

My values

Banach-Tarski = Infinite pizza

Aw yeah

The 120 days of Sodom?

WHARRGARBL

But…scissor beats paper.

I think they’re referring to this webcomic series

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/145455334

For you perhaps but for the scrum master it helps identify whether the sprint is on track and whether there are any new discoveries/realities identified during the previous days work that might impact the Sprint’s goals.

This is fundamental to the emperical nature of scrum: there is no improvement without inspection.

Every time someone at work sees me use vim.

IIRC metric is used extensively in scientific research.

Like wiping your arse with silk.

Thou shall not take the lord’s name in vain.

Once Pavlov was in a bar, enjoying a drink. After a while the telephone rings. Hearing this, Pavlov suddenly jumps out of this seat saying, “Oh my god! I forgot to feed the dog.”