This is what that indian kid would write on facebook after his first programming course lesson, to show off career choice

Actually they’ve all been replaced by 🤡

dude shut up, I said nothing wrong

Same goes to Witcher 1 -> 3 to 3 -> 4 and almost Gta 1 -> 5 to 5 -> 6, and many more franchises. Why is it happening?

Demon Souls - DS3 to DS3 - Elden Ring wasn’t too far off either.

Why not quit now? Like, today, right here, right now. If you can’t quit now, why would it be easier in few days?

Honestly dude, you set this artificial boundary because today’s you just wants to throw off this responsibility onto next year’s you. Don’t be a dick for yourself!

well fuck you for making me realize that my carpet after all may be stained with fluids that never left my belly.

Yup, just shut the cover before flushing

Then just don’t pee standing up, I’m a dude and when I’m at comfort of my home I always choose to sit on my toilet. It’s so much better that way, much more comfortable and less messy.

Hey it’s not me experiencing urine leakages often enough to develop such presumption, buddy

I don’t think bolt-ons come naturally much often

Yes, particularly those with augmented aesthetics

It’s the opposite, everything is passed by reference but primitives are also addresses and therefore passed by value

You can’t pass objects or functions as value

My dumb ass thinking this comic is about a word play for SOLID rules

It doesn’t even have to change temperature, it is enough that the water remains in the bottle for few days for plastic to start “decomposing” (probably not the correct word for it). And by the time you buy the bottle, it has been long since it was filled in the first place.

Oh, and the expiration date on the water bottles? Obviously it’s not the water getting stale. It’s for the plastic.

Bottled water. The plastic contaminates the fluid. Just drink straight from the sink if you live in an area that allows for it!

context?

This is an authentic message for when you open a php project

It may not be the fastest solution, or the most reliable, or the most maintainable, but it certainly would best accommodate our investors’ needs!

Very much true, for the most part the religion is used as an utility to control and exploit masses.

The ruleset is very vague in itself and varies from religion to religion. To me, it’s all about being true to yourself. If you truly believe that you’re doing the right thing, you probably are. But that’s probably a massive simplification.

I’m talking particularly about the catholic church, but that is still the case for all the more conservative denominations and sects, like Fundamentalists or Jehova followers.

I myself am an independent Christian, but my wife is catholic and sometimes I have to go to the church with her. The things the priests say during the masses are just horrid, even in the more secular areas.

It’s unbelievable to me that these scum made people believe that their corporation is the only true middleman between the people and the God.