controversial.

I monitor what he’s doing discreetly using apps and just listening to what he’s doing.

I feel happy about growing up with the beginning of the internet…

Erm, what are you talking about?

https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/villanova-crying-piccolo-girl-on-94wip-i-think-its-funny/

why is that one on a leash?

You never hear dog owners getting asked that question.

If I’m ever in a relationship again

I could learn from that optimism.

“I followed the instructions exactly except that I took one left turn instead of a right turn. I don’t know why I didn’t arrive at the correct destination as I followed the route exactly.”

I think it’s why Liberace was mentioned. In the closet and (what I would describe) as gay with bad taste.

Does it bite… or spit?

If “probed”, would it considered animal cruelty?

I need my morning stew.

😋

If you want, you can have me as an enemy.

That way you can have one more grumpy and unsexy enemy.

I could probably grow a mustache like that, but I think my chances of getting kissed are low enough as it is.

“A Weird Symptom”

“Aliens With Shutguns”

It’s not a mental illness! You can’t force someone to be straight.

So you’re just saying that america isn’t the only one; what about other countries.

Whataboutism…