Doesn’t he wonder, why his audiobooks are so boring?

For the youngsters and the nostalgic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evgEJlOPoeo

I use a text file and have an alias to access it quickly.

I…fucking…love it!!!

I admit to sort of thinking that. So it’s no problem if a marriage ends in divorce?

Fuck, I’m so old…

No he didn’t. He was with me 10.000 miles away at the time.

I never thought of this before, but does Musk even travel using his shitty cars?

I think that’s very common.

Like wanting to be different, but normal.

Scandinavians when americans use ä, æ, ø, å:

TIL

They might as well say: “I hate my job, and I don’t want anyone else have it”

It’s so nice of employees, to help the company from needing a certain amount of employees.

That one is great. The sequel to the 1995 film Babe I believe.

That is the whole point of an analogy.

I was thinking bumblebees and flying.

Best I can do is male pattern baldness.

I disagree. I do recommend using Arch.

I apparently had a lot in common with alligators, when I was a kid.

I would also stay just under the surface of the water, to hide my erection.