touching helmets together.

What if you’re not into that?

There is a lot of it in the beginning. It is an epic adventure though.

Or just read it out loud normally.

I’m listening to Andy Serkis reading it for the forth or fifth time, while reading your comment (him singing at this moment as Tom Bombadil). One of the very few things I dislike is all the fucking songs or extended poems.

If they help, they’re more likely to get you to buy. Plus, in some places people still depend on commission.

I love Wonder.

I can never hear stuff like “they were filled with wonder” again.

🎵 Pee is in the balls, pain is in the spleen. 🎵

Love that song.

It’s so weird. I totally forgot that’s a thing (not buff Stitch). They’re one of the main reasons why I hated running in gym class, and I guess subconsciously, why I never wanted to exercise even as an adult.

I started running almost two years ago and haven’t experienced it yet.

I was going to comment on how that wouldn’t work as a bong, until I saw your comment.

“And you do you want your beard?”

“Just copy/paste my mustache to my chin. I’m a busy man.”

According to 30 rock it is.

Who is this, and why is she so sad?

7 inches long. Sturdy high impact plastic.

That’s what everybody asks about when buying products for their face.

Isn’t it near Uranus?

Be careful with puns on Lemmy, there isn’t mushroom for error.

This reminds me of a trip to Asia… I don’t want to talk about it…

Like Icarus falling amongst feathers and melted wax.

“Are you wearing a ring for carrying poison?”

“…How did you know?!”

The last one wouldn’t look both ways before crossing a street…

Shai-Hulud!