My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom it’s almost sickening. We’re free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don’t want to pay our taxes, why, we’re free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.
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3·1 month agoOr Orgalorg, if you want to be pedantic.
CLAP
CLAP
CLAPOh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
Doesn’t help a lot of people used to just boil broccoli without seasoning. Doesn’t do the flavor any favors.
Maybe a bit basic but I’m fond of Helvetica myself
Why unsee it when you can go deeper?
“Screw this, I’m leaving” *Backflips out of existence*
Look, we took a chance and asked the moon. I didn’t know he was an alabaster moron, did I?
2·2 months agoQuicksave…
For the emprah!
Would you kindly?
Yes, for the love of God!
It was that day that Dave learned what a constrictor is
“I was the killer all along! I was testing your abilities as a father!”
“Shaun! Shaun! Shaaaaaaaun!”
I mean, the show literally ends with them all going to prison for generally being pieces of shit. They’re not meant to be role models.