abusive helicopter parent yikes

great comic

It’s all a matter of perspective

daaaaamn Daniel

100% won’t regret it

as in the inventor of chess, THE Gary Chess?

or a slightly smaller wheelbarrow

What do you mean “as a kid”? Cut The Rope is only… oh no

mutants everywhere are losing it

L for low key

Choose your own deity kinda situation

bless you

“can be”

Good thing I have all the voices in my head to keep me company

Yes

I can’t be bothered to walk down to the basement, so practically my server is also only accessible by SSH

"strawberry".split('').filter(c => c === 'r').length

The FOs will only be U to you

what’s Obama’s last name?

trouts got clout

Hag.