Sorry but i imagined something different when i read “enchanted tracking protection”

People… with a functioning brain… did those things??? What are we? Hairless apes?

Yeah but theyve been drinking natural blood for thousands of years, you cant just change that with artificial, store-bought pills!

Hmm crab cakes

That clock placement is giving me anxiety

He should make a tim burton’s charlie and the chocolate factory style of test to find his successor

Fake marriage?

This person volunteered to be the one we can practice using this new knowledge on, bless their pure heart

Why

Make love

Not war

Namaste

I probably sound very traditional but… talk to someone? Make some friends? Call someone?