It’s an exaggeration/joke on the tricks or “rituals” people will do when they know they’re going to a buffet in order to eat as much as possible and get their “moneys worth”

Among them is not eating all day (Though ideally, you should actually lightly snack throughout the day)

As of writing, this is the most recent comic in the series

UNACCEPTABLE! Ive already gone back and read it since #1 now I need 22 chapters and a movie!

Which company is NKE that’s getting hit so hard lmao

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I am

One word.

Toddlers

All rolly polly content is an automatic upvote from me

Ok maybe the flushing part is a bit overkill and mostly a joke, but a toilet that can deliver notifications like if it’s clogged for example before you use it and make it worse would have fantastic utility IMO

I mean, you could just use smarter stuff that’s open source and has local API, or do what I do and build your own devices where you can ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Humans: “I just can’t understand why sentient AI would go rouge, probably something just went wrong with it’s programming”

Also humans:

The greatest corrupter of humanity, organized religion.

Well yea, but that’s too many words for a shitpost lmfao

for synthetic and push it out to 5k+ miles.

Haha yeah

Hides my car always pushing 10k miles

How refreshingly honest, id like a ticket on @Skunk@jlai.lu airlines please

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content. Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Yea, but they’ll never know…🫘

YEAAAAAAAAAA

Oh TOOOOOOTTTLLLLEEESSS!

I like to fuck with em when I can. Keep the space hostile to them, it worked for punk bars it works for us.

Heh come make a meme or 2 on !conservative@lemmy.world though I will admit it’s a tad less fun without actual conservatives to downvote, but it’s still fun lolol

Mmm poutine, I can’t not get some when going through Canada LMAO