As an adult, it’s only sad dramas and dreary procedurals for me. No time for fun what with taxes, job, and housework. I’m afraid it’s all very serious, adulting. I’m gonna sing the doom song.

That’s number wang!

Vimmer here, this one’s right: I’ve been stuck since 2003.

Who doesn’t enjoy spam clicking to their birth year one month at a time?

This is the right strategy. Storage space costs nothing these days. Why not just clone and go? That’s what I always say.

Why, you can just ‘inherit’ some code by copying a block, pasting it, then making a few small changes. No thinking, no problem.

Ok, I’m off to copy of my code folder for the next release.

7. N-deep loops mixed with gotos, throws, multiple returns, and mixed memory management contracts.

#include “globals.h”

// please help

“Hey, I’m just asking questions!”

Microsoft, a sponsor of the new White House ball room.

Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c891yxgj44ko

^^^ Look at this absolute asshole!, ^^^

<— also this one

Exactly. It doesn’t need to be all, or even most. Just enough to make them unprofitable for long enough to where they panic. That seems a much lower bar and easier to meet.

Oh no, it just became unextinct again

Just one more day and it would have been gone forever.

Look buddy, that’s not quite right!

• Participation may cause mild to severe radiation burns

This meme stung a little

Especially Linux distro! Now, give me a pulseaudio snap package for my Unity desktop.

ducks and covers head

In tents, if porpoises

Wet bread from the sink is the mind killer

It looks like ‘ratshit’ is misspelled

Deep shit