Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?

Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?

Can’t believe they skipped a snowflake behind the ‘m’ in ‘Warmest’

Why is the drill the most bothersome part of the whole thing for me?

Kat Vonnegut

“it just works”

The “Sh” is silent…

Sometimes one is enough

More peace of mind.

When I log into Lemmy and see a bunch of messages in my inbox I don’t have a moment of panic wondering if the replies are gonna be because the hive mind found my comment/post to be the best or the worst.

Replies here are reasonable if not too earnest…

Sounds like something four CEOs would say

Heard of this guy, of course, but never seen him speak before.

He has the charisma of a used condom. I gave up after just over 2 minutes.

And only realized I was supposed to be looking at the comments after I started typing this reply 😅😂

Link?

Can we please put a paws on all these political shitposts?

I thought it was because /u/spez is a piece of shit?

But only as much as they can survive.

It doesn’t matter what my skin looks like

…to you. Other people in this world absolutely will judge based on the color of your skin.

it changes nothing about me as a person

It’s extremely naive to believe living your life being judged by others based on your appearance wouldn’t change you.

For me it’s all about visibility.

I might upvote a bad comment with an amazing reply just to get the reply higher in the “Top” and “Hot” views.

Thanks, Obama…

It’s the artificial sweetener(s) (Sorbitol and maltitol) that cause some folks tummy troubles.

It all comes down to if it bothers your tummy and if so what your limit is.

Personally I can down a whole tin in 4 hours with no issue.