If you need to be good at a layout language to center something, then maybe the layout language sucks.
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cbazero@programming.devto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•It was best as a silly toy language in the 1990's...
5·5 months agoAnd it shouldn’t
cbazero@programming.devto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I'm not sure, but it might be something about UUIDs
4·7 months agon, n, n, nn, nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, n, nn, n, n,n …
For what it is, a chat app, Teams should run without any problems on machines from 2005
cbazero@programming.devto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•My skill prevents bugs, unlike your fancy compiler, peasant.
413·9 months agoAmmm actually… ☝️🤓 most Rust evengalists claim that Rust prevents you from writing bugs
cbazero@programming.devto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•With experience, you understand that the task "can 9 women give birth to a child in a month" hides
7·9 months agoSales already sold the kitten for one year ago
All people say it. Tremendous code. All the experts said “No, generating formatted random text is not working code” but we did it.
There is a third brother nobody ever even mentions … He is also named after an island
You dont. Thats why you write code that explains itself. For higher level info you write documentation.
cbazero@programming.devto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•iJustInventedSomethingEveryDevNeeds
29·1 year agoMicrosoft be like

cbazero@programming.devto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•In case you've ever wondered why the Windows control panel was so awful...
2·1 year agoAll these concepts like optional markupfiles, identifying objects by id, creating objects from markupfiles and WYSIWG editors also exist for the xaml(which is a Dsl) and C++ stack. Its just that microsofts usage and tools are crap like every other microsoft software
cbazero@programming.devto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•In case you've ever wondered why the Windows control panel was so awful...
61·1 year agoThats how every GUI which is not immediate mode works. Are there any examples where it works different?
If it works, it works
Dynamic typing, special and unique syntax for every language feature, interpreter intrinsics
lIIl, IIIl, lIlI and IllI
cbazero@programming.devto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•"I want to live forever in AI"
91·2 years agoI guess you ask for C++. There Type* can be null while Type& can’t be null. When it gets compiled Type& is compiled (mostly) to the same machinecode as Type*.
What Windows actually does:
Block signed programs from running
Block unsigned programs from running