A long time member of our community passed suddenly a little more than a year ago. Her father appended her steam name with “Rest in peace.” He arranged for an online memorial for her online friends and encouraged everyone to DM good memories to her accounts. Her account’s sat there in my friends list, offline, ever since. It was a great way to honor her, I think she’d have loved it.

I just had the unsettling realization that, over time, our friends lists will literally become virtual graveyards.

I did. It’s fucking gold…

Very clearly a joke site, but it was a good laugh.

Edit: I think at least some of the comments are real, and that’s even more hilarious.

Poor guy didn’t even get to finish his routine

Ozzfest '99…

Fucking blew the speakers just before Sabbath came on.

Ever since then it’s just EeeeeEeeeeEeeeeEeeee

Least I got to see Primus and Buckethead together

Pfff… Didn’t even calculate for the rate of evaporation of the water… Amateur…

There’s no way he topped an ostrich…

If anything, the ostrich fucked him…

And it was ashamed afterward…

What I want to know is, do I have control over consistency, force, and quantity? Is there a limit to the range for this power? Do I need line of sight or is it more of a “Death Note” thing? Can I cause defecation syncope? Can I make someone poop themself to death?

Tiny Rogues

Nope, I work in a facility that’s 24 hour staffed. Holidays don’t really apply to us. This was actually the first year I’ve even had Christmas off in like 5 years.

Super talented lady. Loved her in Close Encounters too.

Exactly, my wife’s got two. One has the door knockers from Labyrinth with the quote “It’s very rude to stare!” The other one has the ones from Young Frankenstein with the quote “What knockers!” She thinks they’re hilarious.

*Offer valid only between Saturday 11:59:59.999999pm and Sunday 12:00:00am.

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I tried once… Total waste of time.

Voices of the Void has been my go to time waster for a couple years now. Dev is a little weird, but the game is amazingly well done and gets somewhat regular updates that expand the story and add new content. You are essentially a scientist sent to work at a SETI-like site in Switzerland. Your job is to maintain the site and search for signals in space, analyze them, and then ship them out to your colleagues, for which you get paid to buy supplies and other things. As you play, random events occur, some funny, some scary. There’s tons of items to buy and decorate your base with. Lots of locations to discover. Sooooooo many secrets to find. I’m constantly impressed by all the work they’ve done with a very small team.

My only complaint is having to reset my save when an update comes out. It’s generally worth it, as there’s usually new events that you’ll miss otherwise, but having to redecorate the base and lose collectables you’ve spent hours on is a bummer… That and I hate the new drive storage rack. I wish they’d bring back then old one as an additional storage item.

Also, the whole damn game is free.

Exactly, they’re apologizing, not committing seppuku.

Funko: Hey, chatgpt… Write an apology letter to the gaming community about getting itch.io shut down. Something like “Sorry, we fucked up. Please don’t hate us and continue to buy our stuff!” but make it sound like it came from an intern in HR.

Chatgpt: I got you fam…