I think the implication is that this guy asked a woman to be his girlfriend, then cheated on her. When he was caught, he said that he only asked if He could be her boyfriend, but never claimed that she was his girlfriend, leaving him free to have other relationships. It’s a twisted logic that’s gaslighting the woman…

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Same, I scrolled past and had to come back to upvote!

He farted in her general direction and gave her conjunctivitis…

Are the red eyes just from smoking? I take edibles all the time, but my eyes are never red from it

We’d butternut find out!

Hopefully we can squash it before it starts!

The blue part of course!

What? Like a scammer would message multiple people and not just me personally?

This has to have been edited by AI, where’s the cat’s tail?

Nope! Keep them separated!

In San Francisco?

Don’t think of running into the fire as an end, but as a continuation of experiencing the natural world with love!

This is certainly an unpopular take, I’ll give you that!

What makes someone a faker? And who gets to judge that? If someone enjoys a shape, and appreciates it, are they a faker? Probably not. But if they claimed to know everything about it (without it being naivety, after all, you don’t know what you don’t know), but don’t, people will soon figure that out, and they’ll know the person for who they are. The thing is, what they like or claim to like isn’t tarnished by them saying they like it.

For instance, let’s look at baseball. If I have pride in my city and buy a hat with its baseball team because I like the way it looks, but I don’t particularly follow baseball, am I faker? I’m not claiming to know everything about baseball, I just needed a hat and liked this one.

Now, let’s say I like to go to a bar with friends, and they always have a game on in the background. I don’t particularly follow any team, but it’s nice to watch occasionally while not paying any particular attention to the game. If I enjoy having it on in the background, am I a faker?

What if I like a team and watch the games, but I don’t really know much about them, I could tell you a name or two, but not the whole roster, maybe could come up with their number, but probably not. I definitely don’t know the stats of any of the players. Am I a faker now?

In all of these situations, people are enjoying something on their own level and for their own purpose, which should be enough to be a fan of that thing. Why is their enjoyment not valid because they enjoy it in a way that’s different from you?

If people memorize baseball stats, that’s not the game, that’s stats. They’re taking all of the fun out of it and boiling it down to numbers. Are they more of a true fan than the others?

This just proves that once Charlie Brown finally got together with the Little Red-Haired Girl, he was already looking for his next conquest. He was more interested in the chase than the girl. Good grief!

That’s from a web comic this comic in particular went viral as a meme. It’s called Loss and now that you’ve seen it, you’ll see it everywhere. Sometimes it’s just represented with lines or dots.

Check out the Wikipedia article on it, the meme section will show you how you might encounter it.

I hope that’s not the main event!

All of my jobs have been 9-5, lunch included. I think the key is whether you’re paid hourly or by salary. I’ve almost exclusively worked at tech startups as a salaried employee.

Yeah, but it makes it a breeze to charge stuff!

This guy getting 10 hours of sleep a night…