Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

Fuckin’ oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.

This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.

And now I’ll think about it for years.

This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.

Hashtag producestrong

If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.

Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.

Yes. American Pie - Summer Edition. Just as warm, but a little bit wetter.

Looks pretty neat!

The family pets disagree.

Oh my girth!

I hated laughing at this.

Oh, hey now… There’s nothing worth jawing about here /s

It’s becoming way more difficult to introduce nuanced news to a mass audience.

People aren’t informed outside of their own bubble. I’m self aware enough to seek out all sides of the story. Even if it means I have to learn an opposing viewpoint.

I hate having content suggested and ‘curated’ for me on every single platform. It’s a divisive echo chamber.

… you’ve never doubled down before?

Geese have entered the chat with an unapologetic level of aggression

The image AND the username… well done

The Step n’ Pull should be standard.

https://youtu.be/6SK7GHDgmmA?si=ojhFaCAkuvL2gO2l

Gets me every time. The Game reigns supreme once again.

Have you heard the one where your fiesta takes adderall?

It turns into a focus.

Not original material but I had to say it