We should go back to this. I want to ride on a subway with everyone shouting “Meet hot singles in your area! Improve facial skin with one simple trick! Secret and confidential. Eyes only!”

There’s going to be a lot of conservative men clamoring for UBI, or more likely, cutting off their own nose to spite their face.

The whalebone hoop-skirt industry would like to vociferously disagree!

His comedy was largely a stream of consciousness type of thing. I’m fairly sure that he only realized that some of the joke he told were stolen after they’d left his mouth. He wasn’t the type of comedian who worked from a “tight 15” on a regular basis. It was more that he’d discover that an audience member was half German, half Japanese and would then go off on a spontaneous stream of WWII jokes about their ancestry.