a free movie

That’s the point. The movie isn’t free. You pay for the admission by rimming that guy. If you don’t want to do that, go to a different cinema and pay with money.

I don’t see the point, since I would give up based on the perceived temperature way before any damage from the real temperature would occur.

I’d be curious if I could find enough clothes to be able to withstand these temperatures for half an hour. The coldest I’ve ever experienced was −20°C some 15 years ago.

Sorry, my German was leaking.

I’ve seen an ad on German television (yea, yea, I still do watch it) whose whole point was that Saturday should be a [Edit: free day day off], but it’s marred by having to do grocery shopping. The climax of that ad was a woman shouting “Let’s take back our Saturdays” Braveheart style.

The ad is for a service that has people shopping for you. I wonder when their busiest day will be…

You can have your kink, but make sure you don’t need to call a paramedic.

Tying your big toe to your ear using a strapon dildo? Bad.

Doing the same thing using a chord with a quick-release you can easily press? Good.

Never do something you wouldn’t want to explain to a paramedic.

What was the cause?

That requires you to be able to reproduce it.

My takeaway from this is that I can spawn park benches and greenery by walking on the grass.

it’s extra to put more milk

More product costs more? Outrageous!

You should really put a PTSD trigger warning on that quote.

You’re way smarter than me. I’m sure you can come up with something.

https://xkcd.com/703/

What does it matter what came before or after the offending command? Clearly, /usr/bin/ar says it’s unable to copy a file because of Success, which is a bullshit error message whithin or without [Edit: a pipe &&].

Yeah, that is more incompetence than I am used to.

Second that.

What original source did the social media cite? Have you looked there for your answers?

BREAKING NEWS: It’s Winter.

A few years ago a German satire magazine made fun of news stations reporting exactly that: Wintereinbruch im Winter by extra3.

Zangendeutsch ist zu hoch für mich.

If you’re using a descendant of Debian, you will find a line like this in your ~/.bashrc file:

PS1='${debian_chroot:+($debian_chroot)}\[\033[01;32m\]\u@\h\[\033[00m\]:\[\033[01;34m\]\w\[\033[00m\]\$

The 32m part controls the color of the username. (\u). 1 is red, 2 is green (as seen in the user and host part, \u@\h), 3 (as seen for the directory, \w) is blue.

You can use this to distinguish different hosts by color.

Real coders program in assembly.