I say weird shit and half the time I actually believe it.

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  • Okay so here’s my take on it not that anybody asked.

    There are likely back doors in all computerized Networked devices.

    There is likely some identifying information being sent back to random servers from a myriad of places.

    That being said, you are not worth the time to directly observe.

    Most likely, all of this data goes into a large database where they analyze trends and look for people that are outside of various tolerance zones.

    Other than that, all of your data is just noise, grist for the grist Mill.

    It is only when you become a person of interest who is worth devoting the time to directly analyze that these risks escalate to the point where you should have concern about it.

    99.9999% of us are just not important enough to pay attention to.





  • There’s a lot I’d be willing to do for somebody that made me 10 times stronger than the average man and functionally immortal without the weakness of immediately bursting into flames under sunlight.

    But I don’t think I would kill people for them or bring them victims to kill.

    I guess I would not be a very good ghoul.





  • Nobody actually has an answer to that because there is no answer to it.

    The system is so broken that there is no longer a way to fix it.

    Any processes that could be implemented that have the potential to fix the issues comes from a broken system.

    These processes would then be administered by the broken system.

    Therefore no matter how good the process is, it will end up broken.

    You may say that I am a hopeless person.

    You may say that I am wrong and there is obviously something that can be done that has not yet been done.

    I would say you are right, but experience indicates that although the possibility of reform exists, the capacity of the system to reform itself would be administered by a broken system.

    Therefore even reform will end up broken and fail.

    There was a reason why Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned. I’m just out here handing out rosin .


  • I could see a certain amount of time in prison, like a decade.

    Obviously this homicide was aggravated by the circumstance that the CEO was technically the administrator of.

    Therefore I feel like the punishment should be somewhat lenient given that the CEO inadvertently escalated the situation resulting in his own demise.

    Kind of like if somebody beats up your best friend and then you beat them up in retaliation, the punishment should be more lenient on you than it is on the original aggressor.





  • Honestly my dude. Lie.

    Find a job you’re interested in and then tell them that you have the experience needed to do that job. Make shit up if you have to. Get the job and then learn how to do it as you go.

    I’m probably going to get down voted for this. I don’t fucking care. It’s the truth. If you’re telling recruiters the absolute Rock solid truth then you’re giving them all of the cards and they are going to try to get you to underbid your abilities and skills but if you’ll put the effort in and just reach a little bit you’ll be fine.

    Like, I wouldn’t say apply to be a doctor when you don’t have a medical degree or anything but apply for that senior position when you only have a Junior’s skill. Go for executive vice administrator or senior associate programmer or sysdmin Ii or whatever the fuck is a step above your actual capabilities and then do your God damnedest to grow into the role in the first six to eight weeks of the job and more than likely you’ll be fine.

    Back in the day I did very similar and it has worked out swimmingly for me and I believe you’re a smart person and that you’re capable and that you can succeed if you’re given the opportunity and if you have to lie to get your foot in the door then fucking lie and go for it, and once they let you in turn that fucking lie into the goddamned truth.



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    I spent most of my childhood being repeatedly informed by my incredibly Republican family that I lack common sense.

    Yet, I have the common sense to know that if you let people do whatever the fuck they want to do with their own bodies and lives then they’ll stay the fuck out of your body and your life.

    Perhaps that is an uncommon sense. However, it should be a common sense but the people who claim to have common sense fail to understand that consistently.

    Maybe common sense is not all it’s cracked up to be.


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    Reminder: there is no such thing as the paradox of tolerance.

    The rules of tolerance only apply to the people who abide by them.

    Therefore, you are tolerant of tolerant people if you abide by the rules of tolerance. You are intolerant of intolerant people if you abide by the rules of tolerance.

    It is very straightforward, the only pathway to paradox is from a lack of lexical understanding of the rules of tolerance.