Challenge accepted!

Fine. *unzips*

But what if I just want to watch others jerk off?

Yes, but 2>&1 > /dev/null is the real hero.

I only have so many spoons, and the tasks are unending…

Not those spoons, spoons.

When there are no more spoons, you need to just go to bed.

I suspect more people apply for the job that like the taste of dick than don’t.

If everything is backups, everything is production. Truly a galaxy brain solution.

You joke, but gmail does this with dots in email. There is no difference to gmail between fartmaster@gmail.com and f.a.r.t.m.a.s.t.e.r@gmail.com. Not really any dragons here, but can create confusion if you’re unaware.

And I guess you were just sitting there watching it have a good time?

Do not open - private!

Volumes

The address on my restraining order isn’t current. Get me your new address and I’ll get you.

Something. I’ll get you something.

Sometimes it’s more than one. 🫢

Mine has a dick in it pretty regularly. The point is still valid…

Can’t we do this another way? That’s a waste of a perfectly good rock.

Print jobs are both completed successfully and failed until someone checks the queue.

How thoughtful of them to reach out to you about your car’s extended warranty.