!murderedbywords@feddit.uk

It’s an eco-friendly alternative to a punch card customer loyalty program.

Merde and Merlot Mondays aren’t for everybody.

Yet. Be the something or whatever.

Hobbies come and go. Shiny exciting thing stopped being shiny and exciting and now it’s just a thing you’re paying the bills for until you admit you’ve moved on.

Not sure if you’re using a speech-to-text thing that chose the wrong homophone but “illicit” and “elicit” have different meanings. If something is illicit, it’s against the rules. Something elicited is brought forth.

I associate “illicit” with “illegal” and “elicit” with “evoke” and, even if it’s not an exact match for both meanings, it’s close enough to get to the right one.

He didn’t go quite that far but that’d be one way to definitively end it.

Onion and un-young.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? They worked it out with a pencil.

Someone who would support me if I was a nazi is no ally of mine.

Yeah but can you do selective electron beam melting with what comes out the other side? We’ve all got our own priorities.

Anybody with a full bladder can write their name in the snow but once my plastic levels are high enough, I’ll be able to 3D print it.

If you figure it out, you also need to use his services (with employee discount?) against your new boss and record the result.

Uninstall malware. Problem solved.

I’ve always wondered what it looks like when a child realizes that one day, they’ll be able to drop their parent(s) off at a retirement home and drive off into the sunset.

Yes.

Guess you’ll have to leak secret military documents the old-fashioned way: posting them on the War Thunder forums.