You got the extra minimal version at no additional cost, how lucky.

I’ll make a nice meal and reflect on what’s driving us further from the country we’re supposed to be. Thinking of it more like memorial day until there’s something to celebrate again.

It’s a cost-saving measure, suits figure the rank-and-file will start bringing in support pillars from home. Sort of like a potluck approach to structural integrity but much safer than a regular potluck.

That’s what you horsology deniers always say but then can’t explain perfectly cromulent phenomena like horsoscopes.

“No.”

Crisis averted, can get back to fixing things now. The only way you’re getting me on the phone is if there’s some audio component to the problem (alarm buzzers or tones they aren’t able to identify) that isn’t easy to explain in text. Other than that, there are usually just a handful of common issues and you can tell which path we’re going down after a sentence or two of their description.

I’d watch this Red Dawn reboot.

Hot-glue some of the holes so they each play a different chord. Maybe some kind of flexible barrier in front could redirect airflow until the vehicle picks up speed so some or all will stay quiet initially.

It’s okay, they’re using that special load-bearing drywall.

Going from shampoo to ram poo.

I’m not 100% certain but this looks like one of those cases where a commenter jokingly says that they feel personally attacked but mean that they agree with what was said. Playing at oversensitivity for comedic effect.

Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!

cactus cock

Cocktus.

Shoelace foreskins.

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It’s not mistaken, no.

If I wanted to read my e-mails out loud, I’d record that and attach the .mp3 file. There is almost never a reason to call me.

But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.

RFC 1149 compatibility is expected in an upcoming release, keep an eye out.

CrowSec, it’s not one that you mentioned but once they locate the source of the malicious traffic, they send out a murder of trained attack birds to resolve the issue.

Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.