pet the damn car!

screams in slipped disc

don’t do that!!! omg…nightmares!!!

and grabbed his penis

that’s fucking awesome! rad!

giddyup

look…I’m just glad roaches don’t have sharp teeth and spiders can’t fly.

let’s stop while we’re ahead

I got an assload of harsh language that work?

👆

ooooook, in the city this would create your own smog box!

no poop knife for this guy, amiright?!

Get outta here Weirdo!!!

are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? …

bleach lab - lost in a rush of emptiness

but are those high or low beams?

…you’re gonna need a bigger desk

you could almost say it’s a tree-1000

…but does it have flavor?