penes

here’s a female version if that makes you calm down

はい、元気です。

そうです。

Certain ich_iel posters are gonna have a field day with this image.

FREE PEACE WITH AN OF SHRIMP

True, but what would be common interests of female autists? Biology? Tumblr?

Fixed 👍

Thanks Quinny, but uploading to lemmy seems to automatically convert to jpeg.

You’re absolutely right! I’ve edited the meme to contain your suggestions.

A shame, you seemed an honest man.

I wanted to represent science, math and engineering with those.

Couldn’t nicely put pngs with transparent backgrounds in there for these two, so they both got white backgrounds and put next to each other.

That’s the plot of Uzumaki.

Don’t know, I’ve never been to the US.

I’d definitely pick 3.

First of all, if you can only eat with one spoon, you might as well pick a cool-looking one. Imagine being at a social event and people are handing out spoons to eat soup or whatever, and you’re like “no thanks, I always eat with this spoon I brought from home”. That would be kinda cringe and weird if you pick a spoon with a boring basic design. But if you pick the third one with it’s interesting demon handle, it’s gonna make you look mysterious. People are going to wonder and ask you about the story behind the spoon. Women will giggle at you and ask if you’d share the spoon with them.

Secondly, it has the most generally useful shape. Being smaller than the others can be very useful for eating from some containers. It has corners instead of being perfectly round, which allows a bit of scraping. But because the corners are rounded, you don’t have to worry about leaving scratches or carving microplastics out of plastic containers.

You can hide it in a shoebox in your attic and repost it in ten years. Reality is often mundane, but it’s up to us to turn our stories into reality ❤

That’s what niche internet communities are for. Save it, it’s all yours my friend.

No, I made this meme yesterday after googling for pictures of this notification.

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