Sounds like a sigh, probably just the person breathing out deeply in their sleep

To be fair, that is a very nice bosom.

Sure, for someone in the know. Most people just know that they’re 12V (if that) and have no idea about A or Ah.

C’Radishu

I don’t think OOP has thought this one through, tasting things through my butt would be one of the last things I’d wish for

Decent way to end up with a manslaughter charge

And they’re not gonna figure out that it was you that reported them, and justifiably get mad about it? Just write a note man, it’s way easier and better for everyone.