Be kind, rewind.

My local video store would hit you with a $1 fee if you didn’t rewind your tape when you returned it.

Considering half of Gen Z isn’t even legal drinking age yet, this isn’t too surprising.

Gonna nerd out here for a second.

Magneto actually did pull Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a “good guy” and worked with the X-Men for years.

Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.

But this? This is a crime.

It sounds delicious!

So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of “Mountain Dew” on their car.

He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker’s piss bottle.

Real talk - these “kids” are gonna look like they are 25 by the time they ever get around to the final season.

This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.

I even saw them in concert together once.

Shame.

I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.

You know, just in case.

Because old habits die hard.