Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.
But this? This is a crime.
Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.
But this? This is a crime.
It sounds delicious!
So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of “Mountain Dew” on their car.
He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker’s piss bottle.
Real talk - these “kids” are gonna look like they are 25 by the time they ever get around to the final season.
This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.
Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.
I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.
I even saw them in concert together once.
Shame.
I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.
You know, just in case.
Because old habits die hard.
Gonna nerd out here for a second.
Magneto actually did pull Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a “good guy” and worked with the X-Men for years.