Woosh

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Ao3 link?

Why would they call themselves DemonRats if they weren’t actually demonic rats? Checkmate.

Legalizing weed was supposed to create a bunch of new addicts and turn our towns into slums. Turned out just fine.

Now that’s a yam!

It’s a quick handy, gotta maximize profits. A little rugburn is inevitable.

Let the titties do the talkin

Tell me more about Lemmy+. Do I get some sort of visual indicator so other people can tell I’m paying you 10€ per month?

I think he just liked playing around with political ideas. His books don’t have much of an ideological through-line (is “women are hot” an ideology?).

I think I did it wrong, I ended up with an apple pie.

The spirit is willing but the wood is shrunken and brittle

You just gotta win at gay sex, that’s how you become the man

Make it inexpensive. They’ll drop it in a second.

Absolutely, just hold still while I get my hammer.

We just keep reinventing the 12-step skincare routine don’t we?

Pretty rude to use a real picture of a real person as an example of someone you find repulsive. What did she ever do to you? And he wonders why women aren’t into him…

J

I vote we make “big truck energy” the opposite of “big dick energy”. Like: “you’re giving real big truck energy right now.”