Whenever I encounter that while trying to view something in private browsing (to avoid it tainting my recommendations), I go out of my way to use an alternative frontend just to spite them.

Do you think God stays in heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He’s created?

using the PRiNDle

Would you like AMMMMM or FMMMMM?

indeed, sometimes your reward for perseverance is more suffering!

you mean spastics like me are supposed to be able to read people better?

terrific, I’m even bad at being autistic! what fun.

And realistic!

I dunno, maybe provide such a good service that it makes me want to pay, voluntarily? Like I do with Steam?

also, “you aren’t paying them, therefor they have the right to invade your privacy and serve malicious ads to you” is such a stupid, shit take. Are you some megacorp CEO’s personal ball-gargler or something?

see, I don’t negotiate with terrorists, so I use PopUpOFF and Bypass Paywalls Clean. Also AdNauseam, TrackMeNot, CanvasBlocker, and SponsorBlock to round out the “fuck you, fuck your ads, and fuck your tracking” suite.

Hostile consumer practices becoming ubiquitous? Become a hostile consumer.

Impedance and audio quality are not intrinsically linked.

Don’t make me get the educational film out.

I liked BB, I thought it was pretty good, and BCS I still have yet to finish (got up to season 3 and then got distracted), and thought it was also pretty good.

What did you find lackluster in BB that BCS did better?

Meanwhile I know someone who watched the entirety of a very popular series (can’t remember which one at the moment) just so he could tell the obnoxious fans of it, that it was shit, and exactly why it was shit.

Surviving Life With Your Gigantic Penis by Chris Boden.

Yes, that’s the title of an actual book.

For this? I’d hit the custom button and put in $0.02, and then tell them exactly why they’re getting that tip. I only get “thank you!” if I double the cost of my order? fuck off. 30% is not a “so-so” tip, that’s the upper end of the best tips I give.

I’d switch if there was something like RVRB for Tidal or, better still, your own local music collection. Or if RVRB supported other platforms.

Seriously, that site has helped me find so much stuff I like, it’s hard to let that go.

I reckon it’s the cleaning.

I’ve never used contacts because the idea of touching my eye squicks me out (even if it’s something meant to go there, just – no.), but having your eyelids do all the cleaning and never having to worry about them getting dirty or scratched while using them is probably something a lot of people appreciate. (obviously you do still have to be careful with them when they’re not in your eye, but they’re much less likely than glasses to get dirty or scratched)

Me, I’m happy just using a microfiber cloth and being careful.

Didn’t he later admit it was shopped?

listen, everything seems really really funny until there’s an FBI agent sitting you down at a table with a printout of it. Tends to suck the humor right out of your shitposting.

I used to joke, back in his first term, about going back in time about twenty years from 2018, and trying to convince someone you’re from the future.

If you’re from the future, who’s the next president, then?

Bush’s son.

Jeb?

No, George Jr. Twice.

JUNIOR?! That fucking moron got elected?! And what about after him?

Our first black president, Barack Hussein Obama from Illinois.

… The American voting public elected a black man called Barack Hussein Obama? You gotta be fucking with me.

Nope. Two terms, too.

Suuure. And who was after him? A woman?

No, Donald Trump.

Oh fuck off you’re not from the future, you’re just a loon.

I see we have a true connoisseur of siege weaponry in our midst.