Add a model rocket and call it a missiletoaster.

Reminds me of Piss Christ.

Reminds me of the fable of the scorpion and the frog.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

…that’s not funny…there’s nothing funny about that.

For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.

Years ago, a pedophile posted photos online with his face swirled, but police were able to unswirl it:

https://www.minnpost.com/politics-policy/2007/11/you-can-swirl-you-cant-hide/

I have no idea who the guy in this photo is.

It could be a joke that’s been around forever, but I know it from The Simpsons: https://youtu.be/4GzMizVAl-0

An example I found: the string of digits 0123456789 occurs at position 17387594880. In this case, it took 11 digits to describe where to find a 10-digit number.

So I think such an algorithm would technically work, but your “start digit” would be so large it would use more data than just sending the raw file data. Not to mention the impossible amount of computing power needed.

I did this, and it was great at first. Then I needed more socks, so I bought another batch. Then I had a mix of worn socks and brand new socks. They might look the same at first, but if you take a closer look, the older ones are a little lighter in color and the texture isn’t the same. I later bought a third batch. So now I have a mix of new, old, and really old socks. It actually takes more effort to match socks now than when I had many different socks.

I see this advice posted all the time, so I guess most people don’t care if their socks on each foot are a different level of worn, but it bothers me.

You time traveled to the Middle Ages to avoid cars? That’s dedication!

Lol, I remember eMachines!

Why mess with cash and money laundering? Just create a large chunk of gold.

I’m pretty sure the serving PC needs to be Windows Professional, not Windows Home, so that might not work.

I can’t believe someone downvoted you for asking about the acronym.

I get frustrated when the title, body, and comments all use an acronym, but I can’t figure it out from context. Even more frustrating is when the linked article also doesn’t explain it.

Lol, that video shows you how to measure voltage, then multiply by current to calculate power. It totally skips over measuring current.

Hah. Whenever I am aware that I am dreaming, I try to look in a mirror. It always does something weird. Like one time my reflection’s eyes were shut. Another time the mirror was like a window to the real world where I could see myself sleeping in bed. That was trippy.

I’ll have to try looking at my phone.

You are assuming that “immortality” means you stay fit and can continue working.

Maybe in this scenario immortality just means you are alive and conscious, but you lose your mental sharpness and all you can do is lay in bed.

Reminds me of the music video for Big Bad Wolf by Duck Sauce.

They laughed when I said I would be a comedian. Well no one’s laughing now!

It’s funny to use a Simpsons meme for this because in one episode, Homer finds Henry Kissinger’s glasses in the power plant toilet.