Or an air marshal

This is why we definitely shouldn’t rewrite the nuclear launch software. A project manager could unintentionally push a programmer into justifiably ending the fucking planet.

Naw I need an A10 Warthog

Steering is what keeps bikes upright though, and the longer and heavier the bike the more work it is.

Full disclosure. I used to be a front-end, then full stack dev.

Yeah I was gonna say it’s an Instant draw.

It’s well exposed with a nice flash, possibly medium format, but likely a decent 35mm.

Silver nitrate well exposed, cant look crisper better than digital. At least to semi-luddites like me.

Fry had no expenses for 1000 years though.

This actually just happened last night with my son’s third tooth. He sat bolt upright and then slumped over backwards as I stood there with my hands behind my back. I was holding the little tin with the tooth in it already.

He didn’t remember a thing this morning, I think he wasn’t actually awake.

Me too unless its that greasy “greek style” garbage that was probably frozen for months.

A couple dozen billionaires to be specific.

This! I have a couple brand new rolls from when a friends grandparents gestation closed.

They are about the size of industrial paper towel rolls, but make shitty rags unfortunately.

Damn 2D cartoons. Screwing up all our senses of wonder, humor and suspension of disbelief.

Is in his neighborhood (or at least former neighborhood). But we should all be just as pissed.

5 looks well made too. I like a slightly sporked fork though.

It is, this is way too well made, unless it’s a kitbashed scale model, but that would be even more impressive.

I could probably do this on photoshop if I had a couple hours to kill. But I think I and most of us have better things to do.

Orange smoke would be apt

Same here, and now our seven year old is already a size 3, like OP.

I’m 6’3 with what I thought were fairly small feet at 10.5/11. OP’s on a whole ‘nother level, but hopefully saves a lot of money on sneakers at least!

If you could figure out how to make soap from fat, you could be the clean one. Supposedly that helped the Vikings take the ladies home.

What classic art is transphobic. Lots of renaissance artists were LGB, the T came out when many of them painted themselves into biblical characters of different genders. It gets written off as because using themselves as models was more available than models, or vanity, but transphobic is far from the first description I’d come up with for the art history I learned.

My dad always cleaned his waterproofing tools with acetone. So that reminds me of him when I smell it. But then I think about how bad it probably was to always have his truck reeking of acetone and wonder if that contributed to his premature death.