It is, this is way too well made, unless it’s a kitbashed scale model, but that would be even more impressive.

I could probably do this on photoshop if I had a couple hours to kill. But I think I and most of us have better things to do.

Orange smoke would be apt

Same here, and now our seven year old is already a size 3, like OP.

I’m 6’3 with what I thought were fairly small feet at 10.5/11. OP’s on a whole ‘nother level, but hopefully saves a lot of money on sneakers at least!

If you could figure out how to make soap from fat, you could be the clean one. Supposedly that helped the Vikings take the ladies home.

What classic art is transphobic. Lots of renaissance artists were LGB, the T came out when many of them painted themselves into biblical characters of different genders. It gets written off as because using themselves as models was more available than models, or vanity, but transphobic is far from the first description I’d come up with for the art history I learned.

My dad always cleaned his waterproofing tools with acetone. So that reminds me of him when I smell it. But then I think about how bad it probably was to always have his truck reeking of acetone and wonder if that contributed to his premature death.

You mean we’re not on month 9 already?

Tiny photocell powered calculators used to be everywhere. There were “thin” ones to fit in your Costanza sized wallet, Mousepads with them built in, and my wristwatch in 6th grade had one with tiny rubber keys.

It was a magical time till be alive. 5318008

There have also been multiple articles about administration looking for ways to denaturalize citizens. They may be looking for a victim to try it out on.

My brother and I are rebuilding it this summer. The pool at my moms house is also being re-plastered so we’re going to drill and epoxy new bolts in the deck and sand and fiberglass the old wood, which hopefully isn’t too rotten.

Gotta get my 7 y/o diving off it this summer.

Looks exactly like this model but with on thicker spring instead of the 2. My 6’3 230lb dad could just about bottom it out.

We were riding off skate ramps at the time though. If I lived in a place with separate bike lanes I might consider going helmet-less. But I’ve also been hit by a car and likely saved a lot of brain damage by having a helmet on. Same with skiing (helmets and accidents, not hit by a car!).

Bike helmets didn’t get common until 6th grade or so. Same with face guards and mouth guards in anything but football.

We also had a diving board with a full size car spring. A gymnast pal could do double flips off it.

We were born during the savings and loan crisis too. Just after the gas crisis and stagflation of the 70s.

And exhaustion and depression

The dad jokes must have been relentless in your house

It’s more like neopolitan pizza that I make, and sometimes I do proper high temp thin stretchy crust type too, more like I’ve seen in Italy.

And I thaw the broccoli first before cooking it, but it doesn’t burn the tips as much when it’s cold and the oven is at 500 (I’m still working out building a brick oven in the back yard someday).

Does node have access to a browser compression command? It kinda defeats the purpose of running it entirely in the client’s browser and offloading the processing from the server.

Sharp or Jimp run in it instead right?

^disclaimer, I’m still running rmagick in ruby and don’t play with the cool new toys as much these days).^

Even without that, she’s a woman, and the Christian Taliban in charge don’t think they should exist outside the home.

Yup I do good (to our family’s taste anyway) pizza in about 40 minutes from scratch to eating with just:

• flour
• water
• yeast
• sugar (I pre feed the least in hot water for 5 minutes)
• salt
• olive oil
• homemade crust spices (salt, garlic powder, oregano, red pepper flakes, etc )
• maranara or pizza sauce (might be harder to find a good one abroad, not sure)
• cheeses (or not for my wife)
• basil leaves in season (we grow enough in mid summer, but buy it occasionally otherwise)

Finding the cheese and toppings might be harder, but it’s often just frozen broccoli, bell peppers, onions and roni.

Would have been a great April fools joke on the store pages next week.