$4k gets a couple more beaters off marketplace. But you gotta know what to look for and live in a state lax intersection rules.

How big are the trash piles, and how rashy is your kids ass?

We play the long game of doing the easier chores (or that one of us don’t mind as much), so that when the stinky ones come up we can bargain about it. Like normal lazy parents.

I think that’s also part of the joke. As the protagonist continues to do normal things like eat dinner at a restaurant.

It’s actually really hard to get a billion dollars directly from the lottery.

You pay like 60% (or more maybe?) taxes if you take it as a lump sum. And still lots of taxes if you annuitize it, and then it will take too long to be a billionaire unless you win it in your 20s maybe.

Even though it gives us cancer! ( The sun not the panels).

I have but I can never remember what the archaic meanings of half the buffaloes are. Also I thought one of the verb buffalo was supposed to be past tense.

It’s more like religious fervor, but later there is definitely sunk cost, or paradigm-shift lock-in.

“Help, when you have a minute… No rush.”

Tahini? Or garlic Sauce maybe?

When the fuck did drawers become draws?

We used to use spent when we were too lazy to say washed up. Or fucked.

But you can’t use 4 letter words or your social media will get de-emphasized and your referral traffic will be washed fucked.

One of the better ways to go… With your coolest rocks.

Or you start at the top of the hill.

Ok, some of those must be around county sized for the US.

Many of states of the United States (especially outside the 13 colonies) are bigger than most of Europe’s countries. Which is really a better comparison to memorizing the states.

Nope, but I think there may be Bavaria, Westfalia, Saxony? Can’t think of any others at the moment but I assume there are a couple more.

It’s a bit trickier, since Germany was still divided when I was in grade school.

I’m gonna get shot for this, but Safari has tab groups and they’re fucking awesome especially if your have an iPhone, mac, and iPad or more.

Anyone else feel like this is just a gateway drug to gambling addiction?

No anesthesia??

Panavisionesque

Shoulda got a CVT.