And exhaustion and depression

The dad jokes must have been relentless in your house

It’s more like neopolitan pizza that I make, and sometimes I do proper high temp thin stretchy crust type too, more like I’ve seen in Italy.

And I thaw the broccoli first before cooking it, but it doesn’t burn the tips as much when it’s cold and the oven is at 500 (I’m still working out building a brick oven in the back yard someday).

Does node have access to a browser compression command? It kinda defeats the purpose of running it entirely in the client’s browser and offloading the processing from the server.

Sharp or Jimp run in it instead right?

^disclaimer, I’m still running rmagick in ruby and don’t play with the cool new toys as much these days).^

Even without that, she’s a woman, and the Christian Taliban in charge don’t think they should exist outside the home.

Yup I do good (to our family’s taste anyway) pizza in about 40 minutes from scratch to eating with just:

• flour
• water
• yeast
• sugar (I pre feed the least in hot water for 5 minutes)
• salt
• olive oil
• homemade crust spices (salt, garlic powder, oregano, red pepper flakes, etc )
• maranara or pizza sauce (might be harder to find a good one abroad, not sure)
• cheeses (or not for my wife)
• basil leaves in season (we grow enough in mid summer, but buy it occasionally otherwise)

Finding the cheese and toppings might be harder, but it’s often just frozen broccoli, bell peppers, onions and roni.

Would have been a great April fools joke on the store pages next week.

Probably voter disenfranchisement actually.

It’s just gonna be animals constantly yelling about food and sex.

Advertising has become hugely aggressive and by far the best-paid profession.

Didn’t see generative AI slop coming I guess. Money in advertising has been shrinking, at least for small and medium firms.

Would you r rather have four finger sized dicks, or one dick sized finger?

Nothing beats these though:

Just gotta use them over the waste basket.

Yeah, maga republicans hold a religious belief now, not an informed political one.

You’re questioning their whole world view when you bring up counter arguments, so a careful approach that works in from the edges of that belief are the only arguments I’ve been able to have.

There are plenty of ex military with the training and ethics to choose from. But with the 6-4 SCROTUS? Fat chance.

When they say a month of free time, the really mean a month of neglecting the laundry, dishes, vacuuming, showering, and cooking at home. And probably also a month of being late to work too.

It’s too bad than no other OS has made the strides to compete with the Magic Trackpad though.

I’m happy with the flat keyboard too, but the touch pad is the killer interface on Macs

I already knew that, my son has never used it because I’d heard the stories from his friend’s parents already.

I don’t get why the water is wasted in the way it seems to be. We’ve had closed loop cooling systems in vehicles for years, are they really producing more waste heat than an ICE?

Asteroids just loop around on all sides. It’s the UFOs you gotta watch out for.

Yeah, these jokes always assume a jump back in time, not some sort of rewinding for just the traveler.