androogee (they/she)

Fun fact, if John ever tries to buy enough stock to regain control of the company, everyone else’s stock will automatically divide to water down his shares because fuck John Schnatter

All the juice runs out if there’s holes; this will let a good amount collect.

Your friends don’t sprance, and if they don’t sprance then they’re no friends of mine

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You okay?

Original game page

Archive.org mirror of the game download

I genuinely have NO clue if this game is known, but i suspect it mostly isn’t.

It’s Keyboard Drumset Fucking Werewolf! It’s kinda like a music video, but it’s a music video game 👉😏

It’s a collaboration between 2000s indie weirdo darling gamedev cactus and Swedish synthpunk band Fucking Werewolf ASSO.

it’s aggressively strange and moderately challenging, but I think it’s just a goddamn delight and maybe you will too.

Are you sure you aren’t touching yourself?

I listen exclusively to my tibula

Gameboy color infrared is all I need

Multiple Ks in a row gets risky fast

I’m not even a vegetarian and I’ve heard way more fellow meat eaters fucking constantly bitching about vegans than I’ve ever heard vegans being annoying about it.

Just feels like whiny baby bullshit honestly.

Well, you started in the middle of a conversation, so I’m afraid it does not. Haha.

Phones without a headphone jack can take a flying leap off a tall bridge and fuck themselves on the way down

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Okay but what if that can of beans can suck its own dick?

swap.avi

If you’re into these movies, I’d recommend Necronomicon, a 1994 anthology Lovecraft horror film. It’s been out of print, but that link will take you to the full movie hosted on archive.org

It’s weird and interesting

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/struck-living/201012/can-obstacle-prevent-suicide