that platypus look, hmm

we need to do something! but first, let me finish my beer

sir, are you implying it’s the best spot to dump a body

I’m too stupid to get this one

for starters they didn’t state anywhere that the app’s unusable unless you buy a subscription, which means they’re just trying to aim for a higher rating on the app store by the increased no. of downloads from ppl that didn’t know that.

Secondly, have you even checked the reviews of the app? Check latest ones, not “Most relevant” — majority of those reviews and ratings were left by bots trying to do what I mentioned above

scam app…

wow! Is the case really that bad?

don’t take it wrong, did your wife do anything to the case or does it just turn like that under normal circumstances?

True and very annoying in the same time! The web is ruined :(

first poop in 2024

oh look someone’s makin’ love out there in the darkness and you disturbed them

They can do w/e fk they want, it doesn’t mean I’ll download anything from that crapstore 😌

in my teenager years I was always fascinated by complicated things, even rooted my Android phone and customized it with CyanogenMod quite a lot.

Sure, witnessed a lot of bugs, some of them more disturbing that others, but it was a cool learning process.

With age, family, kids and more responsibilities, I just wanted something that “just works” as I didn’t have enough time to troubleshoot anymore 😞

I don’t think it’s ok to generalize what teenagers want, at that age I wasn’t even sure what I want with my life haha

oh you’re leaving, then I’m leaving the bathroom closet as well

You’re looking for the clitoris on the Capri Sun, I didn’t even find the vagina 😔