Ann Archy

The FIFA championship made me realize that you guys have some really sick food. And that’s why you’re a bunch of lardasses.

That sounds heavenly. I’m not from either, we don’t get that here, but I can imagine. 🤤

Edit: inb4 I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard of NJ style pizza

There be gay fish in them there waterrrs.

I took it to mean they have sub par pizzas there.

“look, it’s all in your head. Wanna buy home insurance?”

…aaaaand POST!

I WISH people would stay silent.

[EXTREMELY LOUD NOISE]

Un-live? I like the sound of this!

Yes I clearly hate women. Tell me about my immorality.

And yet here we are. The joke wouldn’t work if literally every man couldn’t recognize this situation. Or are they all just mass deluded and you alone have seen the light? Just… Stop.

“You put a woman through that?! You are everything wrong with society.”

I used to do this. Now they have corps that they outsource background checks for them.

Have you ever dated a woman?

Yeah she was hot as FUCK, we should invite her over and have a threesome, we can pretend she’s you’r sister!

Me in the shower thinking of what I should have said:

You do realize 95% of the population can recognize themselves in this situation, right?

If people didn’t date women who pull this shit humanity would go extinct.

She is the victim.

There seems there is actually plenty everyone can do about it.