Pretty sure that’s how they made the backrooms.

This is maillard reaction erasure.

I’M SURE IN 1985, PLUTONIUM IS AVAILABLE AT EVERY CORNER DRUGSTORE, BUT IN 1955 IT’S A LITTLE HARD TO COME BY.

In this economy??

I’m terribly sorry. I’ve always been a creeper. Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie

Well that’s like your opinion, man

Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

Which one of you animals didn’t use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??

He did say “they”

gestures broadly

I actually like Jaeger but can’t find what this recipe would be. I saw someone made Jaeger pops out of cranberry juice and Jaeger which sounds OK but not this color. I’m guessing they used white grape juice and a shitload of food coloring for this, assuming it’s not just a stunt for the gram

Fuck it, slice me off a piece

Smoke breaks: smoking will happen during your shift and you will ash your cigs into the fabric scrap bins.

Thank you, Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Management

Still got bars though

Now I’m Prune Tracy!

In general people really like seeing themselves on the TV and understand exaggerated stereotyping for comedic effect. Mama mia boopity bopy, as my ancestors would say.

Yeah just leave some mcds out as bait. Maybe do it in DC and Florida

Knitting to keep me and my loved ones warm is alpha as fuck!! AWOOOOOOO!!!

This is haram

Well…go on…

Tried the iso and now my dick is removed…