Fuck it, slice me off a piece

Smoke breaks: smoking will happen during your shift and you will ash your cigs into the fabric scrap bins.

Thank you, Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Management

Still got bars though

Now I’m Prune Tracy!

In general people really like seeing themselves on the TV and understand exaggerated stereotyping for comedic effect. Mama mia boopity bopy, as my ancestors would say.

Yeah just leave some mcds out as bait. Maybe do it in DC and Florida

Knitting to keep me and my loved ones warm is alpha as fuck!! AWOOOOOOO!!!

This is haram

Well…go on…

Tried the iso and now my dick is removed…

Live

Laugh

Lacerate

He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC

Hey Paul!

I always thought birch beer kind of tasted like root beer plus cream soda, so you should try that sometime I bet you’d like it

Still better outcomes than being born a Christian Scientist

If the alternative is cost prohibitive and you have no insurance or some fascist wants to prevent certain people from certain types of care, I think the point is pretty moot. I’m assuming efficacy would be directly related to the skill and knowledge of your cook, just like meth.

Use at your own risk

In the 90s people started suggesting eating veggies occasionally and the American populace reacted predictably, i.e. as if someone were threatening to literally emasculate them.

Kind of like the modern anti-vax/anti-mask freaks.

“Beyond the Wild Wood comes the Wild World,” said the Rat. "And that’s something that doesn’t matter, not a rat’s ass, if you pardon the pun. I’ve never been there, and I’m never going, nor you either, if you’ve got any sense in your thick fuckin skull.

Then why do you also need this piece of paper that doesn’t even seem to function as a ticket?